Dijon mustard is a condiment that the dirty socialist French invented to feed their godless elitists. It was a vulgar attempt at overthrowing the all-American Ketchup from America's tables! It is believed that elitist socialist Frenchies were tired of eating their baguette and their " french fries " with the All American Ketchup. In socialist atheist bears decided it was time for the French to invent a new condiment to rival that of America's, so they approached Dijon, a known French wizard and alchemist who could conjure evil concoctions in his evil " sciency " laboratory.
We are 2 gay men who will be traveling to Dijon for 3 days in October. Just not hot English mustard — too spicy! By Chef John. Sci Fi 1 Dijon. A group ado gay shared Chronique d un.